I've just had my wee inner pre-teen girl's heart broken. It's true. I should've just left well enough alone but no, some old curiosity crept up and I had to poke about for information. I wanted to know what my childhood love-crush of all love-crushes was doing now. I wanted to know who he was now since he's not 12 anymore. I know I've seen him on a few of my favourite shows over the years; NYPD Blue and Scrubs. He was good in those. What's he like now??
Oh Rick! Rick, Rick, Rick! How could you?! How could you become...a Republican?! And not only a Republican but a Bush supporting, McCain promoting Repugnican?! But worser still he's converted to Mormonism!! He's a Mormon Republican!! It's very disappointing. I am rended to the core!
I am gutted. Farewell Ricky, you poor deluded man.
Thank Goodness There's still Jason Bateman.
I wonder if it's the Mormonism and Republicanism that's made Rick age faster? Carrying around all that bullshit must be a burden.