Thursday, August 26, 2010

Two in one day! When it rains it pours...Razor Labia!

This is something I've been keeping to myself because I know no one else will agree with me, but this is why I have a blog after all - to share these ideas and thoughts, to get them out there in the ether and set them free from the confines of my brain because sometimes this shit keeps me up at night.

Does anyone else find these things disturbing?

Venus "Embrace" which I find disturbing

That's the Venus "Embrace" lady shaver. When I see this thing I can see full pink labia surrounding 5 razor blades. And this is supposed to be an "Embrace"?? It makes me feel funny inside and not in a good way. I'm sure Venus would agree that the beautiful labia and joyful depths beyond should never revile with the threat of razors.

Wait, I've realised I have this wrong. This subliminally demented product (And this is where I regret having been a Psych. major) is called "Spa Breeze" but still, it freaks me the fuck out and sends me running to Schick. The embrace has blue labia instead so it's more like a dead labia instead.

That's all the crazy for now. I think. We'll see. Now that I've started, who knows.

Oh hey! I have a blog?

Hello blog, I've been away. So sorry. Very neglectful and mean of me to let you get dusty and motey. I was busy doing other stuff for a bit. I had my brother come over for a visit and then a week after he left, my Mom came and stayed with us for a month! I've been playing the tour guide and having fun and now they're gone and I'm a bit sad and lonely again, so i hope dear blog that you won't be too pissed off at me for dissing you like I did.

As it goes I don't have too much too talk about. Life goes on as it does. Winter is coming to an end, signs of Spring are everywhere. It's still cold and raining too much, but I have a car now and I do get out of the house a lot more. Of course after all the visits and meals out I'm insanely broke. I wonder how long it will be before the family realizes how much smaller their dinner portions have become? It'll do us good. I give the kids extra and Hubs and I less because we have extra padding to shed anyways. We're saving our pennies for a trip to Perth for Maja and Geezer's wedding which we're all excited about.

I had a WTF? moment today;  have a few folks on Facebook who i went to school with, including my old biology teacher. He doesn't update much, but he did put up pictures recently of a ghostwalk and commented on all the orbs he's seen. I'm gutted. Disappointed! A man of science! Orbs! I think the only thing I can do is become a biology teacher. There has to be balance somewhere. It won't be fun either because I don't much like other people's kids, especially once they're teens and I don't like bullshit and backtalk and stupid. But I deflated when I saw his pictures of orbs and thought why hasn't he questioned them? Perhaps he has, he must have! I hope he's just goofing around.

Anyway, pictures!

Mom with parrotMom with ParrotCarson and the GirlsCarson and the GirlsCarson and the Girls in ChinatownCarson and the Girls in ChinatownAnnoying shrieking possumAnnoying shrieking possum next to my house.

Possum was just close and annoying. Have I shared the spider yet? I have a spider that comes to our bathroom window nearly every night. I can tap the glass, open the window and make all kinds of noise but this thing won't move. She hangs out near another spider's web and steals all its food.
Hunstman spider outside the bathroom window. Yup, that's her! She's been around for about a month now. Next time I see her I'll film her. I'm also planning to turn the hairdryer on her to see if the warm window makes her move. I'm not brave enough to go into the alley next to the house and see her from the outside because these spiders jump and I'm not looking for any PTSD. She's about four inches wide at her widest leg span. Husband hates her. She won't move an inch for me, but as soon as he pees before bed she wanders about and it freaks him out. He's extra squicky about spiders. I'm amused by them and respectful of their fangs, he's all for the "Kill them all!!" clan.

Checking out gyms, planning new torment and clubs for the kids, life is as life is. What's up with you?!