Was talking to a friend this morning who noticed I was a tad pale. I confessed I had a griping belly and would need to be near the toilet for most of the day.
"But first I'll go buy some Snickers bars and peanut M&Ms and have a candy binge. Since the calories won't stick, I may as well indulge."
"Only you would find a silver lining to diarrhea."
And she's right.