I used to know a Hippie chick named Storm and I wonder - could it be? But alas I'm sure it's not.
What's this? It's a cry out against all the absolute crap and bollocks people buy into thinking it's NEW and BETTER and IMPROVED? When really they just sound like pompous twats.
Also a great introduction to Tim Minchin.
Dare you not to get that tune stuck in your head.