Average American moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believes everything his President says.
This is so simple, even a Joe Sixpack can understand.
What are women called...oh wait I was going to say Sally Cosmopolitain because you remember that was the only thing those women in Sex And The City drank, no the average woman is a Hockey Mom, now. For fuck sake. I know it's a Palinism, and Soccer Mom was bad enough which oddly enough was a term that became popular due to the '96 presidential campaign. This still holds enough negativism to annoy me. Mother's in constant service to their kids with a smile on their faces because that's where they want to be - what's so wrong with that? Go read a few Mom blogs and you'll know how very small a percentage that image really applies. Also the lean towards the macabre with the Stage Mom when a woman can become the Angry Soccer Mom, or Pistol Packin' Cheerleader Mom.
As it is this only proves to me that there is no such thing as an average citizen and the labels fall far from being accurate at all. So why are they being mentioned as buzzwords to a majority that aren't fitting into the tight constraints of the label applied. Why not just list out a whole bunch of labels and include more possible voters? What groups are being missed in this election?
You know what's really bugging me right this second is I heard there was a movie made a couple years ago that was downplayed by Fox Studios for being Anti-Corporation. I can't remember the name of it, but America was left to the idiots of the world because smart people were bred out of existence with the responsibilities they faced while the less intelligent bred like rabbits. The President was a professional wrestler, and it was pretty funny and bleak all at once. Can't remember what it was called. (two hours later) Husband to the rescue; it was Idiocracy. I've not seen it, but am intrigued. In many ways, Joe Six Pack makes me think of the men from Idiocracy. You can't be telling me that that is the Average Joe of America today. That can't be who Palin is talking to when she says Joe Six Pack, right?
Final decent into my personal madness over one small phrase, Joe Six Pack; why beer? Is it the new proliferation of micro brews? I don't think so. Is it because Cindy McCain is a Beer Heiress? I wonder how much of that beer money is funding McCain's campaign*. Is it an attempt to get people inebriated so they'll be more open to suggestion and less likely to take action and ask questions? It's a fucking conspiracy!! How can they support and promote irresponsible alcohol consumption and say abstinence is the best form of birth control?! Is Palin trying to say in her whole marriage she's only had sex five times? I say Down With Joe Six Pack! It is not acceptable.
Ok! Ok. I'll switch to decaff for the rest of the day.
*(I don't know if the Democrats have also used the terms Joe Six Pack or Hockey Moms but at this time, I'm of the understanding it's a Republican bastardization.)