(We're watching a commercial for Sicilian lemon sorbet...)
Me: It's always Sicilian lemon now. What's so good about a bloody, fucking Sicilian lemon?
Husband: Ew. I don't want anything to do with a lemon that's bloody or fucking.
Me: *smirk* What makes a Sicilian lemon any better than any other lemon?
Husband: They're in the family.
Husband: Eat my fuckin' lemons or you're gonna get bloody.