Shorty is 99% toilet trained. I still get called for the poop wiping, just to make sure she's gotten all of it.
Today's poo came with a bit of a surprise. It was covered in glitter.
Me: Have you been eating glitter?
Me: Have you?
Me: Don't do that anymore, ok.
Shorty: Ok. Sorry.
And that was the conversation. Kind of boring apart from me trying not to laugh while worrying about her glittery intestines.
Shorty shits glitter.
Why would a kid even try to eat glitter? Or at least that much glitter? Still not as bad as the time I found her with a huge snail in her mouth. Kids are gross.