Monday, June 09, 2008

How I torment my Husband...

09:02 Mine. All mine Muahahaaaaa!! *blink* *blink*

09:03 Hey!

(Click "Continue" for full torment)
09:03 *chomp* *chomp* *drool* *slurp*

09:03 Stop it!
09:03 So cruel.

09:04 My Mommy loves you best.

09:04 Can't think why.

09:05 me either I might save you two.
09:05 She sent me a bag of cornbread flour.
09:05 And the dishes from her airplane bento

09:05 Good. Serves you right for torturing me.

09:06 They smell so treacly, peanut butter, yummy nom nom...
09:07 I have to go now. This torture session was brought to you by Mary Janes and the letters X and T.

09:08 Ah. The Sesame Street branch of the CIA.
09:08 Nice.

09:09 Bye for now - I love you. You know, if you kissed me now, you'd taste Mary Janes. And you'd like it.


Weary Hag said...

You little tormenter you. MaryJanes were my mom's fave candy! UGH. I can still recall that MaryJane breath. hahaha... oh. I suppose there's an entirely different type of MaryJane breath too. The kind my sister used to come home with in the wee hours of the night after a concert when we were about 16.

Oh well I like your kind of MaryJanes better!

Stephanie said...

I LOVE mary janes - whew! blast from the past!

NWJR said...

"You know, if you kissed me now, you'd taste Mary Janes. And you'd like it."

That's the sexiest thing I've read in a very long time. Poor you torment him!

Anonymous said...

What's a Mary Jane taste like? I have never heard of a Mary Jane.

Good torture session though. :)

Lyvvie said...

Weary Hotness, Yes! Well, that never was my prefered MJ as it made me barf and then there's the shoe style - Mary Jane gets around in all ways now, doesn't she?

Hello Stephanie! Yup - they are a New England favourite that used to cost a nickle each when I was young. Awesome way to lose baby teeth, having a MJ tug it out of the socket. That and Sugar Babies.

NWJR - He loves every minute of it. Which is why in a little while I'll tell him that they're almost gone because I just can't stop eating them all...

Rox - They're a molasseses and peanut butter chew. Send me your address again and I'll share!