Saw this one on Chick's Blog.
You're feeling: Dehydrated and cranky.
To your left: The shelves of DVDs and CDs.
On your mind: Coffee and chicken and lemon water.
Last meal included: Rice and chicken.
You sometimes find it hard to: Give a rat's ass.
The weather: Wet but nice.
Something you have a collection of: Dvd, cd, books and notebooks full of synopsises (Synopsi?)
A smell that cheers you up: Newborn baby's hair, bacon.
A smell that can ruin your mood: Dog poop.
How long since you last shaved: Tuesday. (That was armpits)
The current state of your hair: It's sporting that "BedHead" look.
The largest item on your desk/workspace (not computer): Bamboo writing tablet, No sorry it's the damned printer.
Your skill with chopsticks: I get by but do cheat and spear things with them.
Which section to head for first in a bookstore: New Releases.
Something you're craving: Breakfast and water.
Your general thoughts on the presidential race: If only I could just make that noise Lurch makes on The Addams Family...
Favorite place to go for a quiet moment: Quick access: the shower, long time access: the woods.
You've always secretly thought you'd be a good: Judge.
Something that freaks you out a little: Going backwards.
Something you've eaten too much of lately: Rice
You have never: Damn, the list is way longer than it should be (for now). (I liked chick's answer)
You never want to: Be bad, but sometimes it just happens.