I was in the grocery store getting a few necessaries (necessities?) for making pizza. I was getting some pasta sauce when I noticed Jamie Oliver has his own brand of sauce out now. It costs £1.79, which is almost the most expensive. Loyd Grossman (A snooty Boston cheflike food critic who makes me nauseas) sauces cost £1.59, my favourite Ragu £1.15 so you can see, this stuff from Jamie must be special.
I saw an advert on TV tonight with Jamie Oliver advertising for Sainsbury's supermarket, where he tells us it's so simple to just make our own sauce with onion, tomato, basil, garlic - easy and cheap.
You fucking wanker, how dare you.