- Preschool Teacher
- Nursing Assistant
- Financial Planner
- Massage Therapist
- Pastry Chef
- Graphic Design
- Desktop Support
Preschool teacher...spend my day wiping noses and dealing with tantrums of kids that aren't even mine, I don't think so.
Nursing assistant...that's a nice title for bed stripper, shit wiper and puke cleaner, almost as tantalizing as Preschool Teacher with added bonus of sponge bathing pervy old men. Yikes to the third power.
Financial Planner, well now I could do this one, I did it a wee bit of this when working at the bank but the problem I have is with people who listen to my advice, nod their heads, leave feeling inspired and motivated and then went and did the complete opposite or nothing at all and had the cheek to say my advice was faulty. Not fun.
Ok, next is Massage therapist - big no; having my hands on greased up people doesn't sound fun, plus after standing hunched over someone for an hour I'd be the one needing a massage.
Pastry Chef - The hours are a bitch and granted I'm a morning person but 4am starts don't ever sound fun. Plus - I'd eat the profits. I just would.
Graphic design...sitting on my ass trying to make pictures and sell them doesn't suit my personality very much. I would become embittered.
Last one is Desktop Support. Do you want to answer calls all day and be the person with the condescending voice who has to ask "Is the computer plugged in?" all damned day? Yeah, me neither.
What do you think would be a better list of Stress Free Careers?