Monday, March 17, 2008

Three year olds are Fab...

Just dropping Shorty off at school and leaving her with Mrs. Kane, her favourite teacher.

Mrs. Kane: Did you have a nice weekend?

Shorty: Yes!

Mrs. Kane: Are you ready for some fun today?

Shorty: Yes!

Mrs. Kane: And what's Mummy up to this afternoon?

Shorty: Mummy's planting dildos in the garden!

Me: *Choke* Daffodils. Daffoldils, I assure you.

Can you imagine?

dildofarm

10 comments:

Chick said...

I CAN imagine...ha...that's one way to get the teacher to remember you : )

Lyn Cash said...

omg - no - ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Roxrocks said...

You can guarantee the teacher will be telling THAT story in the staff room at lunchtime!

Ree said...

Snort. There are much better places to put dildoes than in the garden. ;-)

Donna said...

They can come up with some doosies!!! LOL...And the look on your face said....???LOLOL

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Daffodils. Dildos. Six of one, half a dozen.

trinity67 said...

Honey, if you can get dildos to grow in your garden then please plant me a money tree, a black forest cake tree and a George Clooney tree.

...dildos ~ giggle ~!

Maja said...

Haha sure lyvvie sure.

tornwordo said...

Hilarious! How unfortunate for you though, lol.

Sarah said...

I'll come play in your 'garden'.