It's a nice day. I figure I'll get out, plant some bulbs, get the seed propagators started and get the moss killer into the lawn.
I start to read the instructions for the moss killer. Only use when ground is damp, rain isn't predicted for a couple days, and never when rain is immanent. I come to the computer and check the local forecast; no rain predicted until Wednesday. Brilliant. so I go out and start spreading the pellets...and it fucking begins to rain on me.
Mother Nature you are a Bitch and you can shove your fucking rainbow right up your arse.