Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Where's the catch, other than I lack a penis?

Don't you love a bit of SneakySpam? I wonder what'll happen when I e-mail her back? Will I be asked to save her from an evil mom, or does she really just want a Friend?

Hello!

My name is Tatyana and I am 30 . Hope I will be lucky :-)

I don't think that the age and appearance is so important though I am rather pretty. The most important what is inside you and how do you feel about the life. I know this life from many sides and I am rather mature already to know how to make a man happy.

I don't know if you answer me or not. But why not to try? I will regret if not to try. I think we should use every chance to find our happiness. Life is too short to use it only for thinking and dreaming. I try to act but not only to dream.

So here I am :-)

I will not write you much about myself now. I will just give you an idea of who I am.

I work to earn for my living. I have a higher education and I am rather intelligent. The only one I miss is a beloved person and I want to have a family. I have really many interests: music, reading, books, computers, movies, good conversations, sports and many other things which make the life wonderful. I like beautiful clothes and things. I can't say that I have many friends. I know many people but I am very picky about the friends. Friend is a person who will be with me all my life. And I am lucky to have some really good friends. But I am very sociable that is why there are many people I have good relations with.

I live with my mum and she is very friendly though don't understand each other always. I am rather independent. And work to be able to pay for the things I want to have in my life. In some words I can tell you, that I enjoy the life as it is and I love the life with all its aspects. I am very kind (I am not boasting :-)) which hurts me often. But I am strong enough to overcome the hardships on my way.

Well, now it is up to you to decide to write me or not.

Please write to me directly at tatyananas@googlemail.com

I must to tell you that I am unable to use mail box of this site because
I used services of the Internet cafe.
I still hope for your reply. Have a good day!!!!!!!

Tatyana


Tempted. Just to find out what happens.

8 comments:

BillieJoeIsCool said...

If she was really actually rather intelligent she'd use bigger words, and have a slightly better grammer (Friend is a person... where's the A friend?) XD
-PS, Catch ya later, Ricci (Hopefully XD)

NWJR said...

I e-mailed her. She said, "50 dollars, I do anything you want!"

I said, "Okay. Paint my house."



OK, I stole that, but it's still funny

Ree said...

Snort. Don't you love these? So, she wants to be a mailorder bride. If I could find me a sugar daddy (or mommy), I might try this myself. ;-)

karla said...

I'm pretty sure Tatyana is a 300-lb conviced felon whose real name is Alberto.

Chick said...

Don't do it...she'll start to stalk you & you'll feel followed in all the places you once felt safe.

(I'm just guessing).

Donna said...

I liked NWJR's response..LOLOL..

Maja said...

After you reply she'll be asking you to hold some money for her in your account.. all you need to do is give her your bank details and date of birth...

Doug said...

Just for funsies, ask her if she knows how to please a woman.

Then post her reply. Pleeease?