I've been online shopping all day trying to find a few shirts for the summer that I like. It's proving fucking impossible!! The tops are all normal t-shirts, which I can't wear because after a few washes they all creep up my belly and become half-shirts, or they're these shirt-dress monstrosities which I refuse to wear. I'm too young for a fucking mini-muu-muu!! I'm not going to flash my belly, buttcrack or completely obscure by way of shirtskirt. Everything is either too big, too small or sold out.
I'm left with the option of buying mens fitted t-shirts in a tall. That will give me the required length without giving me voluminous material at the waist. But I don't like wearing men's clothes. I've spent a large amount of my life in men's clothes, because women's clothes fall short...usually a half inch above my belly button. This is the curse of large breasts!!
So, Gap, men's fitted tees. I guess. In boring basic colours. I demand sympathy!! Now, or I get a breast reduction...and not one of us wants that now do we?!