Friday, February 02, 2007

You wish I was your Mama don't cha.

I just made the kids French toast with butter and honey for dinner. (Shorty got a vegan friendly version, we got the full dairy dietary nightmare) It was gooooooood. Plate lickin' good, baby. Sucking the sauce of the knife good. May have seconds. Bet you wish you were invited. Yeah.

On a side note, I've got my period, and I feel like my breasts are going to spring a leak and lactate all over the place. I have no clue what's up with my hormones right now, but pity the menfolks, they'll never understand the chemical soup mind-fuck a woman's body puts her thorough.

We're not going swimming tomorrow so YAY I don't have to shave - anything - for a whole 'nother week!

One more thing...cotton underpants SUCK! I'm going back to my polys and suffer the yeast infections.

I may have lost all male admiration with this post. To you squeamish sorts all I can say is: Wanna wrestle?

14 comments:

chryscat said...

LMAO

The weak, scurvy men need to run away anyway. *snickering*

I. Feel. Your. Pain.

And cotton underpants do truly inhale.
Amen.
Grins*

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

No, but I'll take a slice of french toast.

Maja said...

I don't understand, why are polyester undies better than cotton ones? Just out of curiosity...

Lyvvie said...

I think it has something with being better at breathing, but If I want breathing in my in my pants, it better not be coming from my pants.

I cannot wear cotton pants in the gym - they absorb sweat, get saggy and then make my ass freeze as I walk home...in cold wet pants. Polys absorb nothing, stay drier and have the added benefit of nil VPL. Gotta love a smooth looking buttcheeck.

Years ago it was a non issue - I just didn't bother wearing any.

Chunks said...

Try eating yogurt for the yeast. Keeps your bacteria normal. Or take acidophillus in a pill form, it does the same thing without the calories! Keeps your cooter scratchies away! Then you can wear whatever damn panties ya want!!

(I'm a cotton girl, in a thong world.)

I loved this post. You may have lost a (weak) male or two, but women all over are throwing their hands in the air and yelling "Hooray for French Toast!" Or something.

Anonymous said...

I rarely wear underwear (say three times fast!) and only remember having a problem in the nether regions once or twice in the past ten years or more.

I know what you mean about needing the right stuff for the gym, though.


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Doug said...

Best of all, this is the post that's gonna get shouted on my 13!

Badger said...

Oh shut up. You're still dead sexy and you know it! Even with the hormones!

Sylvana said...

Try wearing no undies at the gym and cotton elsewhere?
I wear boy-cut panties for the no-pantyline/no-wedgie goodness.

I just went through my monthly "don't touch my boobies" days and it was far worse than it has been in awhile - maybe it is something with the moon?

Lyvvie said...

Perhaps you are right - being all full moon monthlies we should howl at the moon HARroooooooOOOOOOOOOOWOOOWOOOWOOooo!

I feel better, how about you?

Badger made me blush!

Doug is going to spread the word I'm a hairy, yeasty, filthy minger - but a sexy one at least.

I love my blogger pals - you folks are great.

Manblogger641 said...

I stopped reading after the first sentence in the second paragraph. LOL I always thought women liked cotton undies when on the monthly... I guess to each their own.

Lyvvie said...

Nono, women like black panties when on the monthlies. Doesn't matter what material - although the thongs get a bit too up close and personal to be of much comfort. Better to go Granny and be comfortable.

Now, I never expected you to be one o the squeamish, Manny. Tsk!

Manblogger641 said...

I am not squeamish for the most part LOL. My ex-wife went for the granny's most of the time when Aunt Flow came to town. Only time I remember being squeamish is when Sam from Sams stories was getting up close and personal talking about her time of the month and something that happened in her shower. That brought me over the edge and even I got weirded out reading it. But all is good. :) French Toast sounds sooooo yummy. I think that sounds good for dinner tonight. I will have to see what Gerbera is in the mood for.

Blazngfyre said...

I detest panties.
Cotton
Poly
Black
or otherwise.

However, when that evil bitch relative of mine shows up, I go for the poly.

HARroooooooOOOOOOOOOOWOOOWOOOWOOooo!
*sigh*
Much better .....