Doug did a Thursday Thirteen where he talks about his thirteen Fuck-ups and a lot of them involved him being a Jr. Scientist. Well Doug, my brother sent me this and I thought it was right up your inquiring mind's alley. We get to have fun with "Will it Blend?"
May I suggest the rake, 50 marbles, and the cola can. Let's just hope he's never heard the joke "What's red and green and goes a thousand miles and hour?"