Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Cold..

My hand has mousitis. It's that awful cold, dead feeling you get when holding a computer's mouse too long. My other hand is warm, and healthy and pink with a youthful glow, while the other one, my right one, is greyish purple and frozen. So cold....

I need a hand job to warm it up. What? That's what they call a hand massage right? I know they do, so don't be stupid, alright. Don't make me come over there and put my dead, cold corpse hand on you, because I will.

6 comments:

Bananna said...

Oh is that what my hubbers wants when he asks for a hand job? I've had it all wrong...

NWJR said...

"I need a hand job to warm it up."

I've been known to say that before.

tornwordo said...

Slide it under your pits for a bit. And what exactly are you playing that you have such a lengthy attachment to the mouse?

Raven Shields said...

I hear ya sister. I know what you are talking about. Hey I like what Banana wrote. Next time I get mousitis I'll go beg him for a hand job while he is sleeping. :o)~

chryscat said...

Hand job, eh? *snickering* Is THAT what they call it where you come from?

Mousitis? Very sad. A couple shots of tequila will warm that sucker right up. And if not, who...at that point in time...would care?
Grins*

Riss said...

You can stick it in my pants if you want.