Lyvvie's Limelight: Cold..

Cold..

My hand has mousitis. It's that awful cold, dead feeling you get when holding a computer's mouse too long. My other hand is warm, and healthy and pink with a youthful glow, while the other one, my right one, is greyish purple and frozen. So cold....

I need a hand job to warm it up. What? That's what they call a hand massage right? I know they do, so don't be stupid, alright. Don't make me come over there and put my dead, cold corpse hand on you, because I will.

6 comments:

Bananna said...: Oh is that what my hubbers wants when he asks for a hand job? I've had it all wrong...; 3:28 PM, May 23, 2006
NWJR said...: "I need a hand job to warm it up."

I've been known to say that before.; 5:37 PM, May 23, 2006
tornwordo said...: Slide it under your pits for a bit. And what exactly are you playing that you have such a lengthy attachment to the mouse?; 7:33 PM, May 23, 2006
Raven Shields said...: I hear ya sister. I know what you are talking about. Hey I like what Banana wrote. Next time I get mousitis I'll go beg him for a hand job while he is sleeping. :o)~; 10:52 PM, May 23, 2006
chryscat said...: Hand job, eh? *snickering* Is THAT what they call it where you come from?

Mousitis? Very sad. A couple shots of tequila will warm that sucker right up. And if not, who...at that point in time...would care?
Grins*; 9:52 PM, May 24, 2006
Riss said...: You can stick it in my pants if you want.; 1:23 AM, May 25, 2006

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