...I make a Bloody Mary, and when I go to take the first scrumptious sip, the celery stalk slips over and pokes me in the eye.
I hate it even more when I then get tobasco sauce in my eye because I put my hand up to cover my eye and say "Ow". I then dance about whisper-shouting "fuckfuckfuckFUCK!" so I don't wake the kids.
I really hate that.