Tuesday, June 07, 2005

I really hate it when...

...I make a Bloody Mary, and when I go to take the first scrumptious sip, the celery stalk slips over and pokes me in the eye.

I hate it even more when I then get tobasco sauce in my eye because I put my hand up to cover my eye and say "Ow". I then dance about whisper-shouting "fuckfuckfuckFUCK!" so I don't wake the kids.

I really hate that.

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