Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Don't mess with the Trannie!!

I've nicked this off Yahoo news UK and Ireland:

Monday February 21, 08:36 AM


Severed penis retrieved from toilet is reattached

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man has had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police say.

The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said on Sunday. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.


I think that beats a Bobbit.
I wonder if a life as a Porn Star is in his future??


6 comments:

Blog ho said...

tampering w/ evidence...oh, dear.

Kim said...

Much better than Bobbit, I have to agree. But when are these girls going to learn? After chopping it off, you have to put it into the blender! ;)

whiskytangofoxtrot said...

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

NOBODY'S HEARING NOTHING, NOBODY'S HEARING NOTHING, I'M NOT LISTENING, LALALALALALALALLALALALALAALALLLALALAALALALALA

Kitten said...

OMG!

But makes you wonder...how big was it that it didnt flush all the way out???

sCruuw said...

That was funny! If I cut one off I could never be stable enough to flush it and drive the victim to the hospital!

Safiyyah said...

My goodness! Looks like some people are already thinking about the possibilities;-)